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Nice!

Have a dime for your time! Maybe it's more than that, but you can keep the change! Gertie is shocked that I'm not asking for that penny back!

Oh wait. I wasn't done.

She sees what you did... with that turd!!!!!!

No more dimes required. That one was on the house!

The turd? That's not mine. Someone left it on the floor. Or maybe it is mine and I just don't remember putting it there. Either way, it's a turd alright. Nice one too. Maybe it's a Gertie Turd. That's probably where the name Gertrude comes from.