@hanshotfirst I have heard many cheesy lines but I haven't really tried impressing girls with lines, gifts or stunts, I think being your best self is the way to enjoying better relationships.
I have been saying this for years.
"Excuse me. If no one has said so yet today, can I be the first one to tell you you're gorgeous?" Depending on the response, it is usually followed by "A beautiful woman like you should have someone to tell her that every day"
Hello, friend @hanshotfirst
I was checking my wallet just now, and noticed this:
4 days ago Receive 7.500 STEEM from hanshotfirst
I was checking out the list of most active users and saw how many comments you have made. I checked them out and you really go out of your way to be positive and encouraging. That's awesome!
I'm just stopping by here to say "Thank You" for your kind gesture, and for your very encouraging comment! I appreciate it!
Now, if you'd care to send any readers and followers over my way, that would be really cool... :) :D
No, seriously, Thank You for your kindness - you've improved my day, and I appreciate it. :)
You are very welcome! You really go out of your way to encourage others. I just wanted to give you a small token of appreciation for doing that. Your comments mean a lot to many people!
Well, you've helped to make my day with your encouraging words and kindness. Thanks again! :D
I'm really glad to think that I've been able to encourage others. Steemit is a very cool community, and I've personally had a much better experience here interacting with almost everyone, than I've ever had at other social media venues in the past...
I know! In general, this place is so positive. I always avoided social media because I didn't want to deal with negativity in a hobby that is meant to relieve stress. You are a big part fo taht positive atmosphere!
Haha, i've used so many pick-up lines and don't the stupidest things approaching girls. I tried to get my 5 year old neice once to give a girl a snapple bottle and tell her to tell the girl "My uncle told me to give this to you because he said you're made from the best stuff on earth." . She was too scared to do it. Failed countless times but great memories to look back on and kept me alive with all the adrenaline and giggles from the girls.
"How much does the right leg of a dinosaur weight?
Enough to melt the ice between me and you, nice to meet you my name"
I used this one and even if its stupid it works almost every time xD
Oh that is brilliant! Back in the day when we were at a college bar and knew we had zero chance of success, I'd walk up to a girl and say "I'm the king of nintendo". Never worked.... but it was fun to see some reactions.
Yeah, we're in Florida still.
Will be traveling to Nashville tomorrow, I hope to have more time to post here once I am there. Not sure how long I will be there, though.
Loads of fun! I have really enjoyed it. Tomorrow will be a fun day, as it is a 12 hour road trip with my wife, son, bother and sister-in-law! Pretty fun stuff.
Well, I can't say I remember using a really bad line. But I DO remember a few good ones. For instance, walking by a group of girls while looking at my cellphone, turning to face them, singling out one with the "curious" look, and saying, "Hey, where do I know you from?"
@hanshotfirst I have heard many cheesy lines but I haven't really tried impressing girls with lines, gifts or stunts, I think being your best self is the way to enjoying better relationships.
I agree 100%... now I need to build a time machine and convince 21 year old me of that. Lol
really enjoyed reading this and I have to admit I did like some of erasures songs but don't tell anyone ha ha
Thanks! Don't worry it will be out little secret.
Everyone knows you like there songs NOW! It's on the Blockchain FOREVER!!
I have been saying this for years.
"Excuse me. If no one has said so yet today, can I be the first one to tell you you're gorgeous?" Depending on the response, it is usually followed by "A beautiful woman like you should have someone to tell her that every day"
That is a really good one. It's respectful and polite. At the very least, you should get a nice "thank you" form that one. Well played!
Polite was the goal, and always at least a "thank you". But making pretty girls smile from ear to ear, that's the real reward.
That is awesome!
Yes, it works.
No, I have never used it on @prettykitten, I just tell her every day 'cause I want to. And she is!
She's a lucky lady!
Not as lucky as I am to have her!
(ROFL! There's your puffed cheese corn)
Nice! Way to throw down that alley oop I threw you!
Excelent teamwork!
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Hello, friend @hanshotfirst
I was checking my wallet just now, and noticed this:
I'm just stopping by here to say "Thank You" for your kind gesture, and for your very encouraging comment! I appreciate it!
Now, if you'd care to send any readers and followers over my way, that would be really cool... :) :D
No, seriously, Thank You for your kindness - you've improved my day, and I appreciate it. :)
😄😇😄
P.S. Sorry it took so long for me to notice! :O
You are very welcome! You really go out of your way to encourage others. I just wanted to give you a small token of appreciation for doing that. Your comments mean a lot to many people!
Well, you've helped to make my day with your encouraging words and kindness. Thanks again! :D
I'm really glad to think that I've been able to encourage others. Steemit is a very cool community, and I've personally had a much better experience here interacting with almost everyone, than I've ever had at other social media venues in the past...
I know! In general, this place is so positive. I always avoided social media because I didn't want to deal with negativity in a hobby that is meant to relieve stress. You are a big part fo taht positive atmosphere!
:) :) :D
That is sooooo bad!!! On thinking about the worst lines I have been presented with....I realised I have erased them all from my mind!
Haha, i've used so many pick-up lines and don't the stupidest things approaching girls. I tried to get my 5 year old neice once to give a girl a snapple bottle and tell her to tell the girl "My uncle told me to give this to you because he said you're made from the best stuff on earth." . She was too scared to do it. Failed countless times but great memories to look back on and kept me alive with all the adrenaline and giggles from the girls.
Lol! Oh the depths we will go to in order to get a girl to talk to us!! Great Snapple attempt!
That is an excellent strategy. I wish I could forget lol!
I think its called traumatic brain injury!
Looking for hammer now...
Thanks! This made me laugh!
Like you made me laughed while reading the post. Thanks for the anniversary wishes. May God's grace continue to be upon you.
My pleasure! Thanks for the well wishes. I hope to see you are around more!
"You fell into my eye and I can't get you out. "
And then she said: "My friends are here" and left. Can't win them all.
LOL!!!! You miss 100% of the shots you never take. At least you took a shot!!!!
Builds character too.
A very positive attitude. One day I am seriously going to have a talk with my son to just put it out there. Give it a shot!
"How much does the right leg of a dinosaur weight?
Enough to melt the ice between me and you, nice to meet you my name"
I used this one and even if its stupid it works almost every time xD
That is awesome! Very unexpected. I bet it gets a lot of giggles.
I have heard this one as "how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi I'm (insert name here)"
Nice twist!
Awesome entertainment provided .really funny.
Thanks! I had fun writing it.
Pick up lines are hilarious lol
And your too kind mr @hanshotfirst Thank you for my birthday pressie :)
The whole idea of "lines" are so silly. You're welcome. I hope you have a great birthday!
Some are so cringy lol
I will and thank you again :)
Lol, that was very very entertaining, thanks!
Thanks! I was laughing at myself quite a bit while writing it. 25 year old me was quite a goof.
Pick-up lines are for people who have nothing original to add. Amazing how many people there are that actually fall into that category.
I'd say most people play with these a little when they are young but figure out there are better ways to start a conversation. .. eventually. ;)
oh yes, there have been a few.
Lol! I've never seen this one.
Love the videos that have been added for extra entertainment
Glad you enjoyed!!! Thanks!
haha very true!
"Hey are you a Pokemon? 'cause I really wanna get a Peekachu"
And surprisingly it worked!
Oh that is brilliant! Back in the day when we were at a college bar and knew we had zero chance of success, I'd walk up to a girl and say "I'm the king of nintendo". Never worked.... but it was fun to see some reactions.
hahahahaha
That gave me another one : " Hey ! I am King and looking for Kong "
LOL!!!!!
Dude if that one works, then you must be the best looking guy around.. or insanely rich!
I am gonna try it and update later ! :p
You're a brave man!
Ok, so I tried it! I didn't work
Her response was: So... That's it?
haha that's smooth
then you remember her name is actually Samantha
And she was my sister!
No!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Han, now you know how Luke felt
It's an inspiration to everyone in the friend zone
fingers crossed that this new dude she's dating turns out to be her brother
I admit it. I have prayed for that to happen. I'm not proud.
And it worked. But they still got married anyway.
Creepy? Yes. Yes I do.
Great list :D ultra cringe!
Thank you! I pride myself on being a complete idiot! Somehow I usually manage to accomplish it.
Haha. Very funny. All the best to you two for continued happiness!
Thanks! Not sure if my wife knows this story. She will now...
LOL! Nooooo! That is bad, but at least it was somewhat original.
Thanks! that is nice of you to try and make it better. But you can't lol!
Haha Well I tried!
Are you still on vacation?
Yeah, we're in Florida still.
Will be traveling to Nashville tomorrow, I hope to have more time to post here once I am there. Not sure how long I will be there, though.
Cool! I hope you are having fun!!
Loads of fun! I have really enjoyed it. Tomorrow will be a fun day, as it is a 12 hour road trip with my wife, son, bother and sister-in-law! Pretty fun stuff.
awesome! I hope traffic cooperates and you have a great time!
Thanks, man. You are awesome!
Well, I can't say I remember using a really bad line. But I DO remember a few good ones. For instance, walking by a group of girls while looking at my cellphone, turning to face them, singling out one with the "curious" look, and saying, "Hey, where do I know you from?"
Gold.
Beautiful in its simplicity.
nice post , rly Interesting :)
Thanks!
be happy
thanks for the post
you may wont to read my post on smiling
https://steemit.com/life/@writemore/smile-you-on-steemit
Cheesy line- "If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
I try and forget all the silly things I tried as a younger man!