Ok. I guess i'm too contemplative today, thinking about stuff. So, here's more of my weird thoughts.
"Today i saw a person who looked like another, but in the end it was the other way around."
"A mechanic is only able to work when he has the butt crack showing."
"White tennis shoes attract the soles of other tennis shoes."
"Hope is the second to last to die. The last ones are the cockroaches."
"In the last 2 months my life has taken a 5 degree turn. Something has changed, but it hardly shows."
"I never say: from this whisky i will never drink."
"There are many things that i feel like doing. I just don't feel like doing it."
"I'm allergic to allergies."
Thanks for keeping this contest alive. Here is my first entry I hope everyone enjoys. @guzman