I don't fuck with Animal Crackers anymore. The last time I was enjoying some, i bit into one and chipped a tooth
As u can imagine I was surprised and upset at the same time
It was an elephant.
The fucking elephant used to be my favorite shape! Now I don't know who I can trust?
The zebra just fuckin watched..
I had to get a crown. Dental work even with a plan isn't cheap
The golden cookies cost me big!
They're supposed to be kids fuckin treats!
I'm emotionally scared
I cant even see a bag or box now, all these feelings keep coming back
They ain't even worth it
Once u get over thier amusing shapes u realise they're just bits of floor and sugar
I'm trying to lay off
The ones with the icing are the way forward!
I could also dip them in milk but it's still too early. I'm just not ready u know?
You got to be careful not to bite into the tusk's. Maybe you can get teddy gram's
Animal crackers are delicious. Once I hit the other side of 40 I may feel differently, but for now they are delicious.
I love the line: "The zebra just fuckin watched"
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This is why I only eat pudding.
your eating the wrong kind thats why!
surely you got these in canada??
Naw I've never seen those badboys. They got chocolate ones mixed in do they?
What I need to know is who hunts these animal crackers? I've never even seen one in the wild, they must be great at hiding
Short answer, yes. Long answer..I'll fax u it