denver ramen vegan: day 12 round 1

in #funny7 years ago

NAME: OK NOODLE

COST: $0.17 + $2.00 + $0.512 + $0.24 + $0.125 + $0.25 + $0.10 +$0.05 = $3.447

FLAVOR: BEEF

INGREDIENTS: LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN, CATFISH(ED), CORN, EGG, ONIONS, LEMON

RATING: 07/10

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Before I begin: I got CATFISHED.

Well it was just a matter of time until I blessed a lady friend with a delicious dish of Ramen. I felt that it was too selfish to wolf down Ramen alone. So I decided to share the delicacy that is vegan Maruchan with another person, who I met on OK CUPID. And to make matters even more interesting, I chose someone from the Twonk Team. Now I must emphasize that twerking is a vegan practice and has been used since the early creations of Veganism. This is essentially why I chose such said female for this delectable dish.

Before I begin: I got CATFISHED.

Well it was just a matter of time until I blessed a lady friend with a delicious dish of Ramen. I felt that it was too selfish to wolf down Ramen alone. So I decided to share the delicacy that is vegan Maruchan with another person, who I met on OK CUPID. And to make matters even more interesting, I chose someone from the Twonk Team. Now I must emphasize that twerking is a vegan practice and has been used since the early creations of Veganism. This is essentially why I chose such said female for this delectable dish.

oknoodle-final-product.jpg

I would like to thank God before my meal. r’AMEN. And once again, I got catfished…smh

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