Oh great @lordvader , how can your loyal followers ensure you are not being cheated on your amount of followers? Clearly you are the best on Steemit, and it is not fair that your followers get flip counted. We are at your service, our liege. Let us know what we can do!
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Worship me.
How does the dark lord wish to be worshipped? Will weekly sacrifices do, or must us peons increase the frequency (or even start sacrificing each other)? We are not worthy, oh dark lord, please show us the light (dark?). I am beyond excited you have responded to me! You have already made my 2018.
Although entertaining, sacrifices are not required. I need loyal followers for when I arrive to take ownership of your primitive planet.
Understood! I await anxiously for your arrival.