Fuckboy Repellant

in #funny4 years ago

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Purpose: Marking your space with a scent of an alfa to keep the betas away.

Directions: Use 2-3 sprays of this classic men’s perfume as a room scent to keep the boys away. Most efficient when used nightly in a bedroom for at least 2 consecutive months. In serious cases can also be used on yourself, please consult your bff (best friend forever) before doing so.

Warnings: If irritation occurs, discontinue use and reach out to your local Tinder service provider. Keep out of reach from children. Highly flammable.

Fuckboy Repellant © does not take responsibility for any undue heartbreak, skin irritation or pregnancy. Repellant is not intented for medical use and is not a substitute to therapy and fixing your daddy issues.

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It’s quite pungent, stings the nostrils doesn’t it

I think it smells like home. There is a reason if it stings you 😈

Lol no wonder I can never find my way home I’ve been holding Bitcoin since 2015 I have no feeling left in any of my senses! My parents tell me I’m senseless

That escalated quickly.

Well at least you called it a classic, it's my fave!

My milkshake brings all the...damn it!

older men?

I thank Fuckboy Repellant for that!

Can be dangerous in the wrong hands

I am dangerous always.

If you can find some "Old Spice" Musk, they'll think there's a lumberjack around the next corner. With a bit Axe!!!

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You don’t think a pine scented candle is enough?

The pine candle would represent the tree they recently cut down. The musk will indicate the 3 days in the bush without a shower. 🤣

Use Aqua di Gio lol

I do like that one too :P

I can smell the rejection from here.

Nah, it’s to effeminate, floral and whimsical!

try a real mans after shave

Brut

Damn fuckboys, Alphas eat them for breakfast.

There's no way that would keep me away. Honestly, wouldn't even care if you would a boy. 😊😈

You’d try to get in my bed even if I was a boy? 😅

Only with the lights on. 😂