Purpose: Marking your space with a scent of an alfa to keep the betas away.
Directions: Use 2-3 sprays of this classic men’s perfume as a room scent to keep the boys away. Most efficient when used nightly in a bedroom for at least 2 consecutive months. In serious cases can also be used on yourself, please consult your bff (best friend forever) before doing so.
Warnings: If irritation occurs, discontinue use and reach out to your local Tinder service provider. Keep out of reach from children. Highly flammable.
Fuckboy Repellant © does not take responsibility for any undue heartbreak, skin irritation or pregnancy. Repellant is not intented for medical use and is not a substitute to therapy and fixing your daddy issues.
It’s quite pungent, stings the nostrils doesn’t it
I think it smells like home. There is a reason if it stings you 😈
Lol no wonder I can never find my way home I’ve been holding Bitcoin since 2015 I have no feeling left in any of my senses! My parents tell me I’m senseless
That escalated quickly.
Well at least you called it a classic, it's my fave!
My milkshake brings all the...damn it!
older men?
I thank Fuckboy Repellant for that!
Can be dangerous in the wrong hands
I am dangerous always.
If you can find some "Old Spice" Musk, they'll think there's a lumberjack around the next corner. With a bit Axe!!!
You don’t think a pine scented candle is enough?
The pine candle would represent the tree they recently cut down. The musk will indicate the 3 days in the bush without a shower. 🤣
Use Aqua di Gio lol
I do like that one too :P
I can smell the rejection from here.
Nah, it’s to effeminate, floral and whimsical!
try a real mans after shave
Brut
Damn fuckboys, Alphas eat them for breakfast.
There's no way that would keep me away. Honestly, wouldn't even care if you would a boy. 😊😈
You’d try to get in my bed even if I was a boy? 😅
Only with the lights on. 😂