Fucked up living with bad kidneys

in #funnylast year (edited)

Tripping on the concrete

Slipping down in the street

Sipping on some liquor

Clear does it quicker

​So drunk I'm dragging my knuckles

My pants are undone I've lost my belt buckle

I see a girl with a fat ol ass

I stop and hit the glass

Rocked out of my mind

I can't tell the time

She's coming towards me

Too much liquor, I got to pee

I piss down my leg

She quickly walks away

What am I doing

My life I think I've ruined

Fucked up living with some bad kidneys

I pass out in my own vomit, this shit's not pretty



Inspired by the local drunk

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Where i live the local drunks drink something called kush. Pronounced cooosch
A moonshine of sort made of corn. Turns men into zombies, sleeping in the street in the noon day heat.
There is a corner that every one calls drunk corner. A guy sell tourist nic nacks and kush.
A few years back a drunk fell asleep at that corner and his head lay a bit in the road just at the corner. A delivery truck driver didnt see him and squash.
Head like a Mellon
True story

That sucks, this guy will lay anywhere too. His favorite is the bank drive-thru but he waits til they close he'll be there one morning when they open and I'm sure someone won't see him.