Trashy Frito Lookalike & GF Attempt To Run Out On $100 #Denver Airport Bar Tab, Get Arrested #LOL

SO here we have the trashiest couple in existence trying to run out on a $100 bar tab at the Denver airport, and getting arrested. I had some time while waiting for a connecting flight, so I decided to film. While getting cuffed, this dude started bawling and taunting me saying that he fucked my wife? Lol. Tell me that this dude doesn't look/sound exactly like "Frito" from the movie "Idiocracy." He kinda acts like it too.