This is not exactly what you're looking for, but you would not believe how many tickets I got out of by claiming cramps, ha! I learned early, when in doubt put hands on stomach and groan with a look of pure misery and pain. Then make sure to say they just started getting bad and I was almost home. For some reason the mention of Aunt Flo seemed to frighten many male cops or at the very least make them uncomfortable...
lol!
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Whisper "My monthly visitor just arrived".
Police officer, "Move along".
Brilliant!
Something tells me the reward isn't quite worth all the rest that goes with it.