The famous words "I Do"

This last Saturday I was able to share a wonderful experience with a few really special people. My cousin got married and she looked very happy.

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As most weddings, well they don't go as planned, something is bound to go wrong. Well even before the wedding day things were going wrong.

My mothers car went in for repairs, the flowers weren't opening up and the lady that helps out in the house got hit by a car. Between everyone stressing (mainly the women) the house was one huge mess as we had no time to clean it.

The flowers were eventually put in my room, for once my room didn't smell like a man cave...

Although everything was going bad, from the singing to all the rest of the mess, the wedding day ran smooth...ish. Our only real problem was, well we all have that lovely aunt that is always late for everything, she had to do the flowers for the chapel and only got there an hour before the wedding started.

My cousin she is always on time and she even can a little earlier. Most people was in tears, I was lucky enough to sit in the front which meant that I didn't cry. Only sad things make me cry and seeing other people cry.

I was supposed to have a plus one, but I decided I would be all the single ladies plus one... Hehehe there were many single beautiful ladies, I was really spoiled for choice. I spent a huge amount of my time avoiding the camera at all costs, but when a girl grabs you for a photo, and she is really sexy, well you kinda just have to take that photo, you know what I mean?

When it came to the party part, well lets just say the food was out of this world. I took all the ladies for a lap around the dance floor, one could say I destroyed the dance floor.

When the best man and maid of honour gave their speeches everyone was dead quiet and as usual they were telling all those awkward moments the bride and groom have had. Everyone was killing themselves with laughter.

But for me the best part of the whole evening was still the love of my life...

Yes the cake, her silky soft curves, her beautiful clear sheeting, those stunning ribbers that just make her stand out so bright! Oh yeah I fell in love with her. Her soft touch on my lips was sinful, I knew right from that very first taste of her I would be back for more. I now keep her on my heart... cholesterol and fat, oh that horrible consequences of my sinful times with her.

Just on a little side note for self improvement. I will be doing pushups and situps for the amount of $$$ I earn on this post and will give a short feedback every day at the end of each post. This will be split in half pushups, half situps. As promised I will be doing 65 pushups and 65 situps. Any not done will carry onto the next day.