Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!


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Upvote 4 upvote, folo 4 folo bro!
U Support my blog, U can't say no.

My content is nothing but the most fantastic
But no whales so far have seemed to take note.
So in order to secure a herculean upvote,
The measures I take may seem a bit drastic.


Spam my username and links on every post I see!
Copy pasta is the game every comment the same.
"Hello, bro, great post, upvoted and followed.
U PLEASE ALSO CHECK MY BLOG AND FOLO ME 2??"

Send 0.001 SBD to the wallet of every whale!
They see the same content; I bet it's getting stale.
I better let 'em know 'bout the perfection I drop.
Only a matter of time, I'm headin' for the top!


With content this beastly, you just have to support me!
Even though if you look closely, I know that it may seem
It took me only 30 seconds to create this crappy meme.

Since I'm a rational fellow that tries to keep it real,
With logic I have analyzed the value I should get.
Fifty dollars? A hundred? Nah they're all a steal.
Unless I get a thousand best believe that I been gipped!

In conclusion, I am confident I fully made my case
And you better well upvote me once this poem you read.
Don't worry, I'm convinced! It ain't no big disgrace
That I plagiarized these verses from my Steemit feed.


Mediocre Rhymes

8/31/17 By @d-pend

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ok. i'll upvote this one

This man knows how we do things around here!

That was really hilarious 😂

Tryna lighten the mood a bit ;)

It worked! You made me laugh. If only it wasn't so tragic sometimes. He!

Sheer comedic genius! That is... if you're actually joking and you don't need a quick $1000 for shady activities XD

UVPOTE MY GUD BLOG

I give you good love long time

😁

The only way to the top is hard work. I don't know how people think people will vote for somebody who does very little. It is sad but unfortunately so true. You must get a lot of those I vote for you so you vote for me. And they don't even vote. Oh well, such is life. Have a wonderful day today!!!!! :D

Hahahahaha! The best poem I have seen so far on Steemit.com, @d-pend! You have just received my upvote!

Ha ha. Nice pictures, so beautiful. Upvote and follow me too. /sarcasm

Somebody please make this a song!!!!

Haha, it's amazing isn't?? Thanks for entertaining me. Can't believe those fools think this is what Steemit is for!

A fun way to start the day!! :D As always, I'm a fan.

I finally get here, but as you can see I still haven't gotten out of the house, so can't give this the comment love it deserves.

be back soon to do more though

yes it is original real post

upvoted!

Oh... and

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You got me hahaha

OK you got me. That was good, have an upvote!

:D Thank you

You also have to riddle us what happens if you don't reach your grade bud

Only Deity knows, sir.

Haha, great poem :D This tactic gotta work... My logic is undeniable.

hahaha i upvoted thiss crazy poem :P

Thank ye kindly!

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What a relief, @originalworks. I really thought I plagiarized this from the aetherweb!

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upvoted for you thanks for sharing with us bro

i upvote you post .
And resteem.ok

Lol I wrote a similar poem recently. Yours is better though :p

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS RAD SIR!!