Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!
U Support my blog, U can't say no.
But no whales so far have seemed to take note.
So in order to secure a herculean upvote,
The measures I take may seem a bit drastic.
Copy pasta is the game every comment the same.
"Hello, bro, great post, upvoted and followed.
U PLEASE ALSO CHECK MY BLOG AND FOLO ME 2??"
They see the same content; I bet it's getting stale.
I better let 'em know 'bout the perfection I drop.
Only a matter of time, I'm headin' for the top!
Even though if you look closely, I know that it may seem
It took me only 30 seconds to create this crappy meme.
With logic I have analyzed the value I should get.
Fifty dollars? A hundred? Nah they're all a steal.
Unless I get a thousand best believe that I been gipped!
And you better well upvote me once this poem you read.
Don't worry, I'm convinced! It ain't no big disgrace
That I plagiarized these verses from my Steemit feed.
8/31/17 By @d-pend
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ok. i'll upvote this one
This man knows how we do things around here!
That was really hilarious 😂
Tryna lighten the mood a bit ;)
It worked! You made me laugh. If only it wasn't so tragic sometimes. He!
Sheer comedic genius! That is... if you're actually joking and you don't need a quick $1000 for shady activities XD
UVPOTE MY GUD BLOG
I give you good love long time
😁
The only way to the top is hard work. I don't know how people think people will vote for somebody who does very little. It is sad but unfortunately so true. You must get a lot of those I vote for you so you vote for me. And they don't even vote. Oh well, such is life. Have a wonderful day today!!!!! :D
Hahahahaha! The best poem I have seen so far on Steemit.com, @d-pend! You have just received my upvote!
Ha ha. Nice pictures, so beautiful. Upvote and follow me too. /sarcasm
Somebody please make this a song!!!!
Haha, it's amazing isn't?? Thanks for entertaining me. Can't believe those fools think this is what Steemit is for!
A fun way to start the day!! :D As always, I'm a fan.
I finally get here, but as you can see I still haven't gotten out of the house, so can't give this the comment love it deserves.
be back soon to do more though
yes it is original real post
upvoted!
Fine! lol...
Maybe consider https://steemit.com/photography/@wearetheshow/resteem-this-post
Oh... and
You got me hahaha
:D
OK you got me. That was good, have an upvote!
:D Thank you
You also have to riddle us what happens if you don't reach your grade bud
Only Deity knows, sir.
Haha, great poem :D This tactic gotta work... My logic is undeniable.
Exactly @droucil!!! ;)
hahaha i upvoted thiss crazy poem :P
Thank ye kindly!
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What a relief, @originalworks. I really thought I plagiarized this from the aetherweb!
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upvoted for you thanks for sharing with us bro
i upvote you post .
And resteem.ok
Lol I wrote a similar poem recently. Yours is better though :p
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS RAD SIR!!