This new SOPHISTICATED type of porn will have you dripping wet...in excitement

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Greetings Steem Junkies...

I would like to announce that I have no idea as to what type of group I am now speaking ....

Could it be 28 year old "men" who still live in their parents basements?

Could it be Narky type feminists who really have an unhealthy fantasy for lesbian porn?

Or am I speaking to the president of a large tax firm?

Regardless of who you are - and whether or not you are at work hoping for material that you can secretly play with yourself to for five minutes before you get found out - I have something for you.

Its a gift really.
One of majestic splendor....

Yes, It's porn.

SOPHISTICATED porn.

http://hystericalliterature.com/fette

I'm willing to bet you've never heard of it.

The sophisticated porn site in question has been titled "hysterical literature"
In this session I have chosen, you get to listen to a french girl read "The loser" By Thomas Bernhard
(with English subtitles of coarse) While her pussy gets stimulated with a vibrator.

Have you ever wondered what intelligent book-worms sound like when they squeal in excitement as a man they do not know hides under the table and precedes to make them orgasm?

Now's your chance.

Bon appetit !

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I gotta say, that sounds pretty strange.

You're serious about the dildo part, right?

It is quite sophisticated...it is a vibrator. And this act of feminine empowerment is very empowering even for me as a man. :)

@allycat Watch and find out :)

I am tempted... I have to check it out now with all the hype.