[Game OF Thrones] Sir Podrick, 69th of His Name, King of the An(d)als And Pimp of the First Women

in #funny7 years ago

This day of your time, I would like to remind you of Sir Podrick of House Payne, whose motto is:

"With Payne comes Pleasure"

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His Fame is already known throughout the 7 Kingdoms of Westeros but also on the whole planet Earth. Man have been speaking about him for centuries. For Example:

  • Sir daniel hernandez says: "Pod stands for penis of destruction".
  • Sir Paul Johnson says: "House Payne; Sigil: Pod the Impaler; Motto: Pleasure Through Payne".
  • Sir duckpwnd says: "Podrick has a heart of gold and a cock of Valyrian steel"

So on and so forth. His fame is literally LEGENDARY.

And while he may be brushed off as a secondary type of character withing the Game of Thrones show, I believe that he will be one of the most important characters that ends the war with the White Walkers.

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I believe that, towards the end of the war against the White Walkers, as humanity is almost on the verge of being erased, Sir Podrick will intervene and with his renown around all of the Seven Kingdoms humongous Male Member, and pacify the whole realm through his Male Superiority alone.

Again, this is a theory of mine. But I have real faith in it. All the clues seems to be leading there. All the new episodes from Season 7 seem to be pointing that way.

Just watch and see.

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For more details about his Impressive Masculinity, check out the following video:

Thank You


What do you think about this theory? Do you find it plausible? What's your opinion?

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reSteemed

I take it you are a GoT fan also? Didn't know that xD

Nice to find another GOT fan ;)

Nice to "find" you also! I was actually thinking of doing another post related to GoT. About Bran, and how he has been using his all vision power to spy on all the women in Westeros. Hahaha

Haha. Write that post man. He keeps spying on all the women. So true :D