How to become a whale!

Hello fellow Steemians, so for all us Minnows here (aka aspiring dolphins and whales), there's one big question that we all want answering, and that is: 'How do I become a whale?' I'm going to take you through this in a few simple steps:

My first piece of advice would be to take it slow. You cannot become a whale over night. It isn't a quick process and may take a few working days to occur, unless you pay a little bit of money to become a whale the next day.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/BRLMALL-Pajamas-Cosplay-Festival-Costume/dp/B01MTJ7BWW/ref=sr_1_4?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1499422599&sr=1-4&nodeID=83450031&psd=1&keywords=whale+onesie

Becoming a whale also isn't cheap. The whale package comes to a total of £34.99, but trust me, this one's worth it. Anyone can become a whale whether you're small or large, male or female.

Now this isn't the only way that you can become a whale. If this package wasn't for you, then there are several alternatives. This option is a little more subtle and comes in at a slightly lower price of £7.99. But don't worry, it works just as well as the previous option!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Funny-Black-White-Killer-Trucker/dp/B01LYRMAFN/ref=sr_1_6?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1499423169&sr=1-6&nodeID=83450031&psd=1&keywords=whale+hat

Another more affordable option to become a whale is this, coming in at just over £10.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Trendy-Killer-T-Shirt-Womens-Silver/dp/B01M3NW8NQ/ref=sr_1_8?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1499423317&sr=1-8&nodeID=83450031&psd=1&keywords=whale+t+shirt

So which package will you choose?

I hope you all enjoyed this post. If you couldn't tell, it was a bit of a joke so I hope you found it funny. If you really want to find out how to become a whale on Steemit, I'd suggest asking an actual whale... I mean, how would I know, I'm only a minnow!?

Please upvote, comment, follow and resteem if you enjoyed this post. As always, thanks for reading and hope you all have a wonderful day where ever you are in the world!