Brain Farts #0 (first day on steemit)

in #funny7 years ago

If there is anything the great and powerful Internet Gods has taught me, other then....

  • Rule 34
  • People paying for porn was a thing
  • There was a time before YouTube ( ask a kid )
  • Equality has a different meaning to ....well....every one that's apart of a group that fights for it.
  • Internet AD's think i have a small penis    
  • Cats are a meme an YouTube thing
  • Dogs are a twitter an meme thing
  • People that say MAY-MAY instead of MEME piss me the fuck off for some reason 

The Important thing that I've learned...... 

From hours of searching.... 

Days of spacing out at the screen to forget what i was doing....

Mouths of regretting clicking that one porn AD that might have put me on a weird list...

Years of wondering why "ad block" don't work on porn-hub. 

The one bit of knowledge that i have found holds my past present an future. Showing me Glimpses of what i could have been......should have been.

What knowledge I've found is not an ideal nor a object for belief but a truth....a truth of self.

what i found are.........


People are dumb