Cats are a danger to us all!
The birth rate has been falling in many western countries, and the cause is widely debated. However, from my experience, it is cats. Women have forsaken men to instead live with cats. Giving the cats all of their love.
The end of the western world is nigh.
Its cause, Toxoplasma.
Good God, women forsaking men to live with cats? The problem has become even worse than I thought.