Futurama is one of my favorite TV shows ever (hence my username). I plan to periodically post quotes from the show, especially Zapp Brannigan. Obviously, the first one will be the namesake of this account:
Brannigan's law in the show is of course a spoof on the prime directive in Star Trek, but mangled in funny ways: http://theinfosphere.org/Brannigan%27s_Law