Getting acquainted with her parents - the funniest story ever

in #funny7 years ago

The girl invite her boyfriend to come on Friday at her house for dinner and so to finally be introduced to her parents. Since this is a big event, the girl announces that it will come out after dinner and for the first time to make love.
The boy was excited about the upcoming events because even he had never made love. Go to the drugstore to buy condoms and when he sees that the pharmacist nice, confided that he would be the first time. The pharmacist in 10 minutes to explain the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cashier asks him if he wants one condom package of 3 or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack thinking it will be quite busy, since it will be his first time.

In the evening rang the door of the girl who introduced him to the apartment and brought to the table already set for dinner where sat her parents. The boy quickly sat down, lowered his head and offered that he says a prayer. After three minutes and continue praying. After 10 minutes, the head is still bent and prayer continues. Finally, after 20 minutes, his girlfriend his bow and whisper it says in my ear:

  • I did not know you were so religious.
  • I did not know that your father is a pharmacist.