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7 years ago in #funny by beograd (50)
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Fucking hilarious.
LOL, have to follow after this rant! Good shit :)
HAHAHA best article I have seen on here in a while, if not ever. Real goo post upvote me now thank you. I like to consider myself a broke steemthot who relentlessly posts memes to no avail.
Even as your post pointed out the sad parts of Steemit, I still laughed, because of your funny writing style.
I am on Steemit for almost 1 year now and I can tell you the fact that there are a lot of South-Asian Good Ambassadors and Shit Pumpers on the site.
Actually, there is a specific/separate place for Shit Pumpers on the Steem Blockchain. It's called "dMania". It's like "DTube", but with memes.
Beside dMania, Steemit also have a lot of Shit Pumpers, especially when we talking about the "caught your attention by following you" part.
To explain why the Why-Do-I-Even-Have-A-Camera - people doing their thing is simple.
They are doing it just because why the D-Fags are doing their thing. The money. The easy money. Or at least this is what they think.
For my part I realize that there are few people like you on this platform that can be as honest and without filters as you. It's something that I realized too (and my wife knew it from the first moment). It's something like "I blow you flowers and you throw flowers at me too" just for a few SBDs. Not bad but many are very obvious:
Good post
It's a great image
It is a magnificent job
and many other cliches
with the only ones that I have not met is with the Soladoni but I have noticed some labels that I do not know what they are for, but you already gave me an idea.
Hopefully steemit stop being a garbage generator.
But you have to recognize the other side of the coin. There are articles that have a lot of potential and people who are worth following.
Great. I'll be looking to publish more like this. Enjoy it! Greetings!
You are the thousandth person I've seen bash the South Asian Good Ambassadors, but you are the first person to give them a name and do it in a way that made me want to keep reading. I have to go look up Soladoni now and follow him.
I'm a 6😄 Sometimes I like throwing down random images for the inevitable uninformed response "nice recipe"
The bullshit will drive you crazy here till you find a niche.
Honestly hoped you'd stumbled into the NSFW tag when I saw the over photo.
You're picture too, bringing a cucumber to the wife tonight.
Hahahaha seriously you made me laugh. You reminded me of that Liar Liar scene in which Jim Carrey describes his colleagues.
The "South-Asian Good Ambassadors" are the worst. I would rather be pestered by mosquitoes in May than these guys.
Haha Amazing & you upvote me now!
But seriously you had me laughing so resteemed. Cheers mate. Sometimes I think about opening another account where all I do is cycle old photographs of mine. This is an accidental photo of my toes...but no explanation.
Good pots! Upvote me!!
Hahaha, You made me open my eyes with this. You are so right about the whole "you follow me, I follow you" thing... and omg, I freaking fell for it!! This was funny and very informative... looks like this noob has some unfollowing to do!!! Haha Thanks!!
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I know it's a bit drastic but I'm down to 59 ... now I can follow people I really wanna follow, I will definitely be more selective now. My feed was horrible!
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Ah! Another good one, Thanks! And best of luck to you!
Soldani so crazy he got his own category! Haha :D
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Nice sir, good post, love your work, upvote me please, I will follow...nice art, nice pic...
@belgrade looks like you know about Steemit a lot already :)
So where the hell do I fall in these categories hahaha
Lol @debart 😅
hahah ;)
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exactly choose your "poison" hahah well if I have to ill go for the "Health and Fitness Hoes" even though I do art ;0
Oh art you say? Then you belong in group number 6 because they are pretty artsy.
Of course this whole thing is a joke so don't get insulted. Take care.
hahah I think that one actually fits the best ;)
Interested post like i commend you. You comedy nice post. upvoted and risteamed.
Yup that's true broken grammer is always a laugh riot.
Lol. 😅 I just had a good laugh specially on number. And I feel bad. I am Asian myself. But ----- I do get those comments too. It's irritating that people would just jump into the comment section not even reading the post or even half of it to at least get the idea of what the post is about. Dang! I was even called "brother" on one of my posts. Guy didn't even glance at my photo. 😅 I'm a she and not a he.😬
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Maaan, this is by far THE funniest post I've read on Steemit. I definitely came across quite a few No. 3s and 4s and am dying to see some posts from No. 6 - link me up if you come across one soon! And thanks for making me laugh first thing this morning!
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hahha that was some funny shit!!! my sister @ingaaa sent it to me and it made me laugh! - is spinach healthy? im drinking bacon smoothie " love that shit!! hahahahah I have come across all of these and also I have come across saladoni - he is the craziest person i know too! lol!! yOu got my full vote!! great observation and article! :)
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Haha, glad you enjoyed it as much as I did :-)
It's a test.
hahaha, very nice post, thank you
hahaha... great idea for my cartoon series...
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This post make my day brighter a lot. After tons of shit swirling all around here at list a light on the end of the tunnel.
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And you miss out a category of this reward pool milking pussies being so popular lately. Pathetic flagging wars is raging around on Steemit because of that matter. Will be nice to read part two of this article;
or maybe better not to attract this morons and end up with bunch of red flags in the ass being a mascot for Chinese new year Holiday.
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LMFAO. I feel like 2016-2017 were the years where everyone just pandered to everyone with mindless positive banter for votes and 2018 is the year people start telling it like it is on Steemit.
By the way Ned and Dan broke up and Dan is making a competitor.
Person No. 1 should be called Steem-Thots. With person No. 2, you'll notice the youtuber that has come over, always has 100% voting power available bc they just upload their content and give absolutely nothing back to the community or even their followers.
Person 3 and 4 I have nothing to add, but I laughed out loud pretty hard (especially for 3).
Person No. 5 is just your typical toxic person, although it's possible they are correct.
But any currency relies on the psychological phenomena that people will want to use it and when they no longer want to use it, it will go to 0. They equate this to a ponzi scheme, yet participate willingly.
I think the little Youtube migration were seeing right now is really interesting. Without calling out any specific names when I look at peoples voting most of these Youtubers come and post and vote for themselves.
Its somewhat frustrating to see some of them post a bullshit meme that was a screenshot from their phone they didn't even bother to crop and it makes $150 and then someone smaller posts a great piece of longform content with a lot of media and they earn $1.
Somethign I would like to see regarding this is don't just upvote someone because they are a Youtube star, if they make great content awesome give them 100% but don't upvote just because of who they are, that's actually bad for the platform IMHO.
I have a feeling Youtubers will come here, soak up rewards, the next big thing will come along, they will be forgoten about and disapear and the cycle will continue.
Allthis said there are some people who actually try to be part of the community. I started on Youtube, came here with about 60k subs on Youtube back last summer and I'm still here.
Одлично @beograd-е. Могао би ти да се овим бавиш професионално :)
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Srecom ne spadam ni u jednu kategoriju...valjda.. haha
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Neka, hvala :D Stvarno, covek bi pomislio.. I follow you, you follow me, uz citanje onog sto covek pise..pa, ako imas sta da kazes, kazes, ako nemas, ok. Medjutim, ovde to zaista ne funkcionise. Daleko sam od eksperta za ove stvari s' obzirom da mi je tek treci dan, ali dovoljno da to primetim.
This is funniest post so far on steemit.
I laughed out tears.
Indeed there are different kinds of people on steemit.
Thanks for making my day
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Highly rEsteemed!
I wish to get a 7th category for where I might park myself but Soladoni has me a bit jealous... I think I'll subsume THAT category ; )
... Watch me!
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this is funny. I must be lucky because I see none of the things you so amusingly shared though. The one for me is the steemit/ bit or crypto coin lover that posts about that all day long. I upvote whatever I like, just like back when I did the popular social media sites. What would be the motivation not to upvote? Does it take 'money' (steem or whatever it is) away from my account to upvote?
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This was sooo funny ! Thx for the laughs.
God loves Pot ! sooo... ;-)
Glad to see this got some attention from some bigger fish then I. So when is the next one? If you want that one cent vote you'r gonna have to grind my friend. :)
Hey man all I do is bleed in my feed, if you haven't noticed. I originally came here to self therapy. Get out the poison - talk my shit out to myself and have a place to put it. Maybe even make some money from it someday. I don't want to put you in a category, just cause your funny doesn't mean your funny all the time. Maybe one of these days I will celebrate depressing little bitches and @bleedpoet and me will be high on the list of people celebrated that week. So you aren't alone in your sorrow. There is always the follows that you get on the days you post your heart. For each follow you get that day is worth 10 of the people that unfollowed that day. Since you found the following that saw you and still wanted to be around you. Those are the people that matter on here and never be afraid to search for those people.
Be FREE! Go write your heart song mate. Don't let any of us shit heads convince you not to.
Just remember once it is in the blockchain after that 7 days you can't take back what you said. That is my own reminder I give myself before I post - do I want this up on the internet for all time?
Be careful and take care.
Be prepared for spam comments too. Sometimes I can pour my heart out here and get zero or complete shit comments. So prep for that.
Why are you embarrassed?
screw
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Oh man, that was a good laugh. Well done.
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Hahahaha brilliant!!! I think I fall in the poor man's Soladoni mix of them. But I am working at becoming a more brilliant and higher level derelict every day! There are more categories, but you pegged most of us. I think if the country were run by comics we'd have: more than enough transparency (more than we'd ever ask for), no need for term limits (guarantee them $100k/year they wind up dead within four years), virtually no fiscal crisis (these people make a packet of ensure last two weeks for their diet), there wouldn't be a war on drugs-there would be wars to get your drugs (to lock up as evidence of course).