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The stupid Emperor. Probably the only cool thing he ever did.

Darth was a title given to the Dark Lords of the Sith Order, which preceded a moniker different from the birth name.

The title was already in use about one millennium before the Clone Wars, when Darth Bane created the Rule of Two. Me am some other guy (Darth Tyrannosaurs Rex) both had the name given to us by our master when we were apprentices.

Are you sure you didn't start out as Bart Vader?

There was a kid when I was in grade school.

Boy was he ever a whiner!

Did he look like this...

YES, that's him!!

I wonder what ever happened to him?

He moved away in the middle of one semester.

Somebody said his Aunt & Uncle were killed when their meth lab blew up.

That's what the Storm Troopers said anyway.

Meth is a big problem especially on the desert planets in my galaxy.

The troopers are still looking for this guy. Let us know if you have any information.

Meth? They must not be eating a healthy diet. Their bodies are left wanting. Here's a recipe for Jakku Ration Bread that I found online. Now that's a balanced meal.

Rey’s Portion Bread

Ingredients:
1/2 teaspoon vegetable oil
4 tablespoons cake flour
1-1/2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon matcha powder
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
pinch of salt
2 tablespoons whole milk
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:

  1. Place the oil in a mug and swirl around to grease the inside.
  2. Add the cake flour, sugar, matcha powder, baking powder and salt into the mug, stirring together.
  3. Pour in the milk and vanilla, then cook in the microwave on high for 45 seconds.
  4. Let cool slightly and serve.

Source: http://www.starwars.com/news/reys-portion-bread

Are you sure that isn't a recipe for this...

In any case, this is the mold you would want to use.

You can rely on me.

I ALWAYS cooperate with the Brave Imperial Troopers who are constantly on guard protecting us from the Rebel Scum.

Thank you for your loyalty.

k. Most of it went over my head though

You should find this guy.

Do you think this "Star Lord" fellow who hangs out with the guy in the image to be a potential force wielder by any chane?

The only way that a person from your planet could be a Force wielder is if his father were a planet... and that is just silly.