Are you drunk? Asked my wife suspiciously when she came down after putting the kids to sleep.
I am surprised she had to ask
7 years ago in #funny by b00m (66)
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You should say " I am not drunk, ma'am, just a little tipsy."
Just a little, lol!
Oh my you put on quite some weight there, Boombeardier! And it seems like you're in desperate need of shaving. No matter! I'm sure you still set the strings on fire with those sweet licks!
I wasnt even aware it was a guitar!!
:D
Maybe she saw something funny, did you answer her or just gave a weird look that further confirm her suspicion?
I was playing guitar and swaying about singing like a mad thing :O)
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