"I'm bringing the heat Monday, Craiggles!"
So just so I am getting this correct I could have a comment where I write about how I get really offended that the breast milk is so close to my beer, and that I am offended it looks like someone has squeezed the baby bottle and now it looks like breast milk is all over my beer? WARM BREAST MILK AND BEER???!!!! Absolutely ludicrous. Disgusting. This is completely offensive to beer drinkers and babies alike!
As an advocate of No Drunk Babies I find this completely unacceptable and I expect an apology letter in the morning or I will write a strong worded letter to your mother.
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Something like that?
Absolutely!
The world's gone crazy.
Getting "recreationally offended" at utter nonsense has become a National pastime;
I upped the ante by getting pissed off (recreationally, of course) at random emojis and bringing Steemit along for the ride!
What you wrote is perfect, and I agree;
Babies should only be allowed to get drunk in college.
Looking forward to your comment tomorrow 😉