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I got a story for that one.

I was standing near the corner of 97 Street and Jasper Ave. in Edmonton around midnight, waiting for a bus.

Two guys off in the distance were yelling at me as they approached. "Hey! Hey you! I beat up white people for a living!"

They got up right next to me and the one guy said again, "Did you hear me! I beat up white people for a living!"

I looked at him and said, "Don't worry man. I'm not white. I'm Ukrainian."

Instant fist bumps. But honestly, I don't think they knew what a Ukrainian is.