The Spider on the Patio

in #funny7 years ago (edited)



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The Spider on the Patio

Hello Steemit, meet Peter my pet spider and I call him Spidey for short. This little guy's been gorging on insects and getting fat on my patio for weeks. The flies and mosquitoes never escape Spidey's voracious appetite. Me and Pete we have a good arrangement, I provide free rent while he keeps the place pests free.

But little does he know of my diabolical plan to trap him in a nuclear chamber to irradiate him once he was fat enough. I will then provoke him to the point where he bites me so I can develop amazing powers that will allow me to cling onto walls, develop a sixth sense that alerts me to danger, acquire perfect balance and equilibrium, as well as superhuman speed and agility.

Bua ha ha ha! I will be an Avenger yet!


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Wow nice shot

This is the beautiful of nature. Thanks @adonisabril

Haha, that was a funny post. Did you capture the photo yourself? It's amazing. I wish to own a DSLR one day. Too bad stuck with my phone right now. Have a good day. Thanks for the laugh.

Yeah I shot this :)

¿Quisiste decir "no importa que, nunca dejen que los muerde un cerdo , jajaja"?
no matter what, never let them bite a pig, hahaha

nice blog..
thanks a lot for sharing.
carry on...

very funny when you want to bite by tiny spidy, it's gonna be for a long time to react after you are gonna be spiderman ha ha ha....nice fancy buddy...regard from indonesia

Damn, there's goes my ambitions as an Avenger!

there is nothing wrong with your desire friends, I just want to appreciate it

I came in expecting your usual photographic post, but this one made me smile a lot. Keep it up.

This is an amazing catch buddy

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Happy Sunday to "Spidey"

Speechless,Photography of different styles,It's like you only see these in the dreamworld,
Superb collection.Thank you for sharing, so beautiful many of them,Your information is quite useful and beneficial
.best of luck

Aahh not sure you read my bit but pretty face, not sure sincere. Good luck here!

infact i am arabic girl,not perfect in english laguage i try my best to perfect .support me friend

Excelente photo , very nice

Lolz, very funny I must say. Please if you get super powers by doing that let me know, so that you start keeping my spiders and maybe even selling them for some cool cash. Very funny.

Hell yeah, I might even get my own movie sans Avengers!

That was funny. hehehe Somehow the picture has the resemblance of "the lion king" characters, Timon and the hyenas. hehehe

haha, i ve never seen a shot like this! looks like he's the king of the castle :D
don't be mean to peter! just ask him to bite!

Yes...I need his venom...

It looks like another spiderman is on the way😁
@adonisabril how are you now? Any changes on your body?😁😁😁

Dude, I can lift cars!

Wow thats fantastic!😂

LOL! Spiders are pretty smart so you better stay on your toes if you want those superpowers. Best of luck 😁

Yeah this little guy's Wiley but I got more tricks up my sleeve :)

Wonderful piece

It reminds me of years back, I used to play spider fight during my childhood, very familiar games in Philippines during the 80-90's. I love the pic and the subject. very creative!

YO! I collected spiders too when I was growing up in the Philippines and fought them with others!!