Greatest steemit contributor ever.

in #funny8 years ago

I write fabulous posts, if you read all the posts I have written, you would agree. You would love them. Other steemers are weak, soft and out of touch. I’m not like that, and I’m sure if you are reading this your not either.

Steemit really needs great posts, and I am awesome at posts.

Other steemers might attack me, but then they go away. They don’t have what it takes to keep writing great posts. I have what it takes to write the best blog, steemers who disagree need to be punched in the face and run out of town.

I guarantee this post will be picked as the post of the month. If it isn’t picked, it will prove that this platform is rigged.

Shrump.

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You were right you have the best words
I noticed how it attracts carrion birds
They fight over the corpse in thirds
Wait were those words or actually turds

https://steemit.com/politics/@chaospoet/donald

Laughing my butt off. That literally read just like one of his speeches.

I giggled the whole way through...

This should be trending. Because Trump is the SUPREME BEING not only in US (by the way, I'm from Europe), not only in our entire world but I think that he can be the Emperor of this Solar System. Unfortunately, we don't know how to travel outside the planet, to travel like a $BOSS, of course, that's why he's not the Emperor yet. But Musk is working. He'll get a nice and confortable, spacious plated with the most expensive material on the planet rocket. THE ROCKET. He'll call it: T.