I feel cheated.
Why is no one spamming my posts?
In the last 2 weeks I've only had one semi-spammy comment that could have almost been interpreted as being about the post (if you closed one eye and squinted really hard with the other).
They didn't even spam my post about comment spammers.
What am I doing wrong?
If you don't have any luck attracting spam-bots with this post, feel free to try, "If a tree falls in the forest, try not to be underneath it."
You should write worse articles....
I throw something senseless in every few days.
Maybe they are commenting but because you're a blind squirrel you can't see them. Just scratch your nuts. You'll be alright.
Rest assured, that's exactly what I'm going to do on my next break.