Missing Sock-Reward if found

in #fun7 years ago

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I am contemplating putting a missing sock on a milk carton. I know it went in the washing machine, but it never left.

It was one of my husbands socks though, so it possibly caused a chemical reaction and ate itself.

Just a theory I am working on.

The reward is the other sock.

Happy Saturday!

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I don't know where the missing socks go. Perhaps they have a secret hangout? I've been asking myself this question for nearly 6 decades and I stil have no definative answer...

I think they are in some kind of sock 'cult' in a bid for freedom, and to drive us nuts.

A study found the people in the United Kingdom lose an average of 1.3 socks each month (and more than 15 in a year), leaving them with numerous mismatches. With the average Brit living to 81, according to ONS figures, these cleaning catastrophes lead to the equivalent of 1,264 lost socks each over a lifetime, costing the average Brit a whopping £2,528.
In all, these laundry losses mean around 84 million socks go missing around the UK every month. That's £168,000,000. every month!

Just follow the money...and you'll find the sock cult 😊

I think they could make a block buster movie out of the 'Sock Cult' . Tag line..money laundering?


perfect tag line!! 😄 Perhaps they'll make a sequal of another famous blockbuster:

Or sockbuster...boom boom!

ohh.. ! I can't wait for the nominations to be announced :)
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