I think at this point, I would have preferred there being a monster of any sorts with me in the water over that elastoplast.
I applied for a job once that was suggested to me via a temporary employment agency. They came to me because they found my profile somewhere and apparently, I was perfect for the job.
It promised to pay well and was close to my home, so I expected and went to an open job interview with 7 others.
That makes for 8 people applying for the job. 5 of us immediately left because they have received wrong informations about the job itself. Thinking it was a simple service task instead of a focus on sales.
I stayed because I was cool with either. But that wasn't the end of it all because I apparently received my fair share of bad information as well. Turns out that I have been told a wrong companies name, making a fool out of myself in the process.
It was ridiculous.
That's outrageous! They blatantly don't deserve you then!
The story wasn't even finished there.
Best part about it that the guy who called me initially wasn't even an actual employee of temporary employment agency that got in touch with me. In fact, he was just an intern. The woman who was responsible for him was sick on the day he called me. He must have thought something along the lines of "I show them that I can work hard and smart and make something happen without anyone telling me how to do it."
Needless to say, that attempt did misfire. I have never seen or heard from that intern ever again.
Found another job in another company shortly afterwards, so all is good still.
All is good that is all that matters :0)