Life is filled with a lot of Murphys Law

Our planet is filled with many problems and maybe it's a bad sign. However my life ticks along with problems that are funny and very inconvient. Recently on June 9th a car backed up into my new Corolla. This happened in the parking lot at a Walmart in Madison, Wi. where I work 10 hr days with 3 off (don't laugh) even Walmart has some positive images. I was sitting in my car, buckled in car running. I was looking the other direction for cars coming the wrong way. I felt and heard a smash and was shocked because I got out of my car as he drove away with his bumper dragging on the cement. I than looked at my car and the whole bumper was on the ground. We close at 11 so it was between 11:10 to 11:20 and hopefully the cameras caught the accident. I'm trying to wave him back and he kept going a 30 mph, needless to say I didn't get the license plate number. One employee heard it and the customer saw everything. He used his shoelaces to tie up one side and we taped the other fender on.
I was going home first, however I called my youngest son and he yelled at me and told me to stay there. So I used hum and they called the police ect. I was not crying just so pissed. Saturday I went to the dealership and auto repair which was closed at noon on a Saturday. I had to keep my car together to use until my Mon. 11:00 appt. On the way there on Monday a red car went through my car and the car in front of me side swiping my car and took off. Passengers where getting out of cars but again no license. Mom these things always happen to you we keep telling you to write a book. I would seriously like to go back to 2016 and start over. No ones hit the rental car lol. Saturday night was much more fun so next sorry. I have Geico Ins. but not the $500 deductible so begging the manager of Walmart starts tomorrow.