(Stranger Than Fiction) And the LIE Is....

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...not that I lived on a mountain for a year. Because I did, and that's where I encountered big foot.

...not that I witnessed a dog take on a pack of coyotes. Because I did, also on that mountain.

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For those of you who thought 'dating a married man' was the lie, bless you.

Sadly that's not the lie. One of our dates was to a Pearl Jam concert where hell yes I crowd surfed to the front row!(Though before you cough homewrecker cough at me, I have now been married to that man for nearly eighteen years)

I also...swam for my life from a shark, hopped a fence to get a closer look at alligators, swam naked under a waterfall, and, yup, lived in a haunted house...

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...but I did NOT trade my office for a pizza! AS IF!

It was my husband's dim witted cousin who traded my office for a pizza

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--congratulations to the dazzling @dreemsteem!! (money is in your wallet)--

Okay, so some of the comments on the original post were a challenge to my honor-- proof of the bigfoot encounter I believe was one of them? Mhmmm. Well, even if I had been able to get footage, I'm thinking proving that was real would be problematic. Dilemmas all around ;) Sometimes truth is a matter of perception and all I can tell you for now- until I decide to go into detail- is if it wasn't bigfoot then my husband, myself, and my two brilliant children are at an even bigger loss...hm, aliens? (Kidding. Maybe.)

Or of course we might just be nuts (could be that, we did move onto a mountain in the middle of the Mark Twain National forest for a year. Er, and I did jump a fence to get a closer look at alligators)

So there you have it folks, if you do want to know more details I'm sure you'll tell me in the comments!

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