@thefreshfive, thanks for your New Initiative to help Alleviate Bandwidth Issues for new Steemians!
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@nonye/my-excellent-introductory-post-introducemyself
The link above is a link to a girl's funny introductory post. She is a writer; she could write the world back to life. She knows how to put a smile on your face in your saddest moments. She is a Nigerian; she is a student. She is also fair in complexion. I'm glad to announce the fact that she is my little younger sister in whom I'm well pleased. We are siblings, so I've decided to use her introductory post as my entry. What a ribs-cracking post from her! Her introduction simply deserves the top. That notwithstanding, once again, thanks for bringing up a new concept like this; it shows that you care. It will go a long way in encouraging new Steemians.