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For real? I can see maybe bananas...or cucumbers for the real "size queens"...although I did have that long term relationship with a watermelon with a hole in it....sooo...yah I guess I can see that!

Lol. Not really for real but it was funny, like that's how they were looking at us. As I recall I don't see a lot of people doing the sniff test

I do the sniff test with canteloupe...You sniff the "butthole" (the very bottom of the melon)...and if it smells like canteloupe, then its ripe! This is the only sniff test I know of.