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It's a spam bot...or a very cheeky individual that's pretending to be a spam bot.

Clever riddle, although I'm pretty bad at them to begin with XD

I don't hate bots, but I do feel unreasonable disappointment with bots that are particularly bad at pretending to be humans.

Oh I hear ya. If it's obviously a bot comment it's far less exciting :(

What if I were a bot?

Then I would track down who made you and see if they could make me a girlfriend :D

Great post! Please follow, upvote, and make me a hat. You can make hundreds of dollars now at this link that's definitely not a scam: [link hidden because it's definitely a scam]

Waking up and reading this without remembering the context was very confusing XD