Fuck regular pizza. This is a Pizza Casserole, Bitches!
Microwave way too much butter and dump most of it in a casserole dish with some other shit
Pop open a can of these cheap ass biscuits and set the oven accordingly
Arrange six of the lil bastards like this
rip up the other two into fourths
Cram those pieces into the empty spaces between the dough
Remember the rest of that butter and other shit? put it here
Pop open some cheap ass sauce
Make that shit look like a fucking crime scene
Time for the Pepperonis. Don't get fancy with it. Just fill that fucker up
Dog tax
Break out the cheap ass cheese
First one
Then the other
Make it fancy with some Italian Seasoning
Make it look as happy as you're about to be in 17-25 minutes
You're welcome
