haha, that is funny, am sure it was not all that bad, lol. Just keep on am sure it will work out, maybe instead of starting with seeds get some small plants that have grown a bit, or what I do is just dig up some soil and then mix in some compost and fertiliser, and even some plant food, and then chuck a bunch of random seeds in cover it up and water regularly and keep my fingers crossed, lol

somehow I usually end up with some of the seeds growing.
Goodluck with the next attempt.
Thank you for your comment, made me smile.