Confession of a Red Bell Pepper (Extreme XXX Content - Do not open if you are under 21 Year ) STEEMIT EXCLUSIVE

in #food8 years ago

Readers discretion advised, this post may contain sexual and disturbing pictures. If you are under 21 please skip this post.

This is your last warning!

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Are you sure you are ready?

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I am a Red Bell Pepper.

I am a player and have broken countless heart of Mrs. Green Bell Pepper, Ms Yellow Bell Pepper and even MILF Red Bell Peppers.

Now i am naked, my body has been taken apart.

Will i ever make love again.

I wonder about my purpose in life.

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I feel exposed but,

being the first  Food Porn actor on Steemit.com makes me proud

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Behind the scenes:

While opening a Red Bell Paprika (Paprika), we found this strange creation of nature ! 

My friend is an artist and photographer, so he quickly made these amazing pictures.

I assume that finding something like this in a Red Bull Pepper is 1: 1.000.000.000 so i told my friend that he should consider playing MegaBall or Euro Lotto. 

We wanted to point out how beautiful natures creations can be. We believe that everybody and everything is beautiful. So part of the earnings of this post will be used to support authors on Steemit.com writing about Freedom, Humanity, Emancipation, Equality. 


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Brilliant post,you had me on the edge there in the beggining

thank you! took me 3hours to write this one. re-wrote it 15 times. for me its ART ;)

It is,as is most people work,just not noticed enough,go check my page out and see how much content i have written,i have only been on steem 3 or 4 days now

i have checked your profile! i have send you 5 SBD to support you !
follow me and pm or leave me a comment if you have new posts!

Wish i could get noticed like you or even lucky enough like you

i think its a mix of luck , skill and not giving up! so everybody can be sucessful.

Thank you so much i really do appreciate it and will do thank you so much,i cant say thank you enough

Took me a while to find that gem you hid for me. I am the red bull pepper and I will expose any typos!
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OMG, donkey, did you build that for me. awesome ! haha ;) great you found the easteregg i hid for you ;)

Nature is awesome. Your photos are proof.

Yes, ok i think my friend is a very good photographer too. but nature is incredible and creates things we could never imagine !

You misunderstand; I feel that nature is incredible and your friend takes excellent photos. I'm impressed, and also inspired.

thank you naifaz. i will tell my friend !

I thought id see some tits in here

yeah. sorry for that. if i ever have great pictures , i will pm you ;)

I enjoyed reading though

thank you! great to hear. i took me a bit to come up with this post ;)

Lol I'm not sure why but I giving you an upvote.

so i am not an artist. but i tried to create something different ;)
if people dont understand what it is, but still vote, than it has to be ART;)

Some of the best definition of art I've ever read! :D

thank you ! i am not an artist. but today i felt like an artist. i thought, this is how my artist friend feel, while creating their art (which i usually do not understand either...)

Yes, I feel you.
Had the same going on while writing the article below. Make sure to hit it with an upvote in case you don't understand a word I wrote, like myself while typing. Art is amazing!!

https://steemit.com/life/@oululahti/screw-success-be-an-alien-checklist-inside

i agree 100%

Hello David ;) thanks great you like it

Some things you just can't unsee!


haha ;) gonzo thanks for the vote.
i know you love it ;)

Not sure what to say about this one... thumbs up!

i wanted to say, that everything and everybody is beautiful. that i am again racism, discrimination of any kind. that we should never forget about that. makes sense?

Lol

;) Thanks, for the vote !

lol

;) yeah i know. but there was actually a msg in this post

OMG...

haha thanks for your vote mate ;) read the comments to understand what i tried to do here

No....I look images... :))))

haha you are funny man

I sincerely spect see porn. You win this time.

yes , very sorry but i had to clickbait you, because the msg is important ;)

Nice! Thoroughly enjoyed the flow of this piece :D I feel like taking a bite off that juicylooking stuff

hey kevin, thanks for the vote. incredible what nature creates sometimes. my friend new about steemit so first thing he said was, omg this is steemit material ;)

Sadly, I have one of those. Lava is not kind.

Lord thanks for the vote. may the lava with you!

I don't know how it is in Usa but in Europe I heard that the EU has strict rules for vegetables that are sold on markets, cucumbers have to be pretty straight etc.

igster. this is the funniest thing i heard today ;)

Hahahaha this make my day, well done :D

Thank you! hope to bring more interesting stuff soon ;)

Jajajaja, you made me laugh a lot.

hey makerblog ! great to hear. i wish i could see your face while expecting something really hot, than seeing this ;)

Hot was the coffee. I was going to burn when I was drinking and I saw the final picture. Imagine ¡¡¡

;) haha awesome.

in my country there is a flower in the shape of a naked woman is beautiful

jeison. why dont you feature that one in your posts? i will for sure vote you up on that one!

Omg I love this.

I am sure we would be friends in the real world. I freak out over beautiful, weird, strange produce ALL the time. It does make me feel a little weird to eat the baby bell peppers that grow inside the fully grown ones. Or those little baby orange slices sandwiched in the rest of the pieces.

;) yeah, i met many amazing people here. i will check out your stuff !

Dirty

indeed ;0 ) red bell peppers should be forbidden ;)

This was awesome! great post

thank you andres ! i voted you and sent you 5 SBD to support you!. keep up the great work

Haha...thanks for the laughs. Next time peppers gone wild?

;) we will see. i tried to leave something interesting on the platform. not just two pictures of a parika ;)
hope you are satisfied ;)

It's strange, but I've had thoughts similar to this post when cutting open bell peppers before.

;) edgeland, yeah but i never had one looking that real ;)

Hilarious. This was so good I had to show the spouse. Great post. I'm following you now. Please do more. Thanks

Hello Silverbug! thank you ;) great you enjoyed it

Very original post, also these photos are very good

Yes the pictures are really good !

Haha, i like, very creative :-)

Cg