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What if I were a bot?

Then I would track down who made you and see if they could make me a girlfriend :D

Great post! Please follow, upvote, and make me a hat. You can make hundreds of dollars now at this link that's definitely not a scam: [link hidden because it's definitely a scam]

Waking up and reading this without remembering the context was very confusing XD

Ha! I worried a little about that as I composed it, but then I thought, "nah, he'll get it."