Haha, I was just poking a little fun at you. Baking in general is a science. It's not a skill you just have all of a sudden & if you don't have certain ingredients or need to substitute or modify the recipe. ohhh man you better know what your doing!

And yes, kind of like home made burgers, you want to put em in the freezer for 20-30 min before you bbq them so they stay together better. I didn't realize it was bc of the fat and sugar interactions at room temp that were the main issue for cookies, however that makes total sense!