I was with you all the way, until your choice of drink. Now granted, Guinness at 9:30 am is a bit sketchy. I do have some logic that can take us around this obstacle.
Since this is a full eclipse of the sun, effectively turning day into night, you have a legitimate loophole!
What a brilliant idea! How did I miss that loop of logic? :) Far better than drinking charcoal.
I don't know how you missed it! It leaped out at me while pondering the favored drink of poison control. 🤢