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You're 4 months late.... bruh

Also did you assume their gender?!?!

Turbotriggerred.

Bruh is my prefferred non gender conforming pronoun. You are microaggressing against my feelings.

/ joke

I like turtles.

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEF

what in the fuck

Lolololol. That phrase is my favorite random thing to say now. My wife gets very irritated hahaha