@acidyo, maybe we should come up with a Steem version of the copypasta?

Here's my attempt. What do you think?

Attention all Steemians: @ned is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the crypto bears, but to do this he needs a golden Lambo and a couple of green candles.

To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.

But, you gotta be quick, so @ned can secure mass adoption and achieve the epic moon landing!

Google really delivered on this image. LOL!