I don't know if this is supposed to be a sad story but I find it rather funny.
First, he stakes all he has on a girl who is just flirting with him; then gets arrested for a crime he didn't commit and finally get a break up call (she couldn't even tell him in person).
At the end of the day, seems the arrest was a good thing after all. Even the breakup absolves him of any guilt he could have felt on bringing her on the trip. I believe he wanted to say "Good riddance"
However, my conspiratorial mind couldn't help but wonder if it wasn't a grand scheme (by Sarah, I mean).
PS: Do we get a sequel? I really want to know how Jason clears himself of the charges.
I like your interpretation here. Yeah, he put all his eggs in one basket (a bit too soon, I think) and then things go badly for him. It's sort of a 'comedy of errors' type story, and it sounds like you found that humor too.
I like your thought that maybe he means 'Good riddance'. Slightly less brutal than him just being happy she might be dead.
Thanks for reading!