This is great: *He got out of bed the way every narcissist does—with a heavy heart and a bare conscience. As if it were the greatest sacrifice that anyone had ever made, he swung his feet out of bed and pulled on shorts. He stepped outside and slammed the door shut behind him to make sure everyone knew who was up. * But the part that follows is a "POV (Point of View) Violation" - today's editors jump all over writers who have characters know how they look, how others see them, and - Cardinal Sin - looking into the mirror, telling readers how they look.