This was definitely the scariest story I've ever read. I've had chills now for about half an hour. They aren't going away. I am also unable to breathe, and I am somehow producing a nonstop stream of piss.
Fortunately I'm in a hotel room right now so it doesn't really matter if I piss all over everything and die.
Thanks @jedau
Yes... Yessss... Yessssssssssssss...
I'm glad it fulfilled its purpose. I initially meant it as a...
but hey... if it works, it works.
So, first of all, welcome back! It's been awhile, dude! Secondly, you're welcome... again.
Thanks, I took an extended break but I couldn't stay away forever. I'm not very consistent on Steemit, unless you count "being inconsistent on Steemit" as a form of consistency.
I guess we're cut from the same cloth then!