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He's got Yvette to take care of him.
She'll keep him straight..
er...I mean.
(poor choice of words)

You do have a great sense of humor. Happy New Year, be safe, we need you to finish the stories, yeah I know I could buy them, but then I would not get any where the number of days of fun if I did.

this one is LONG running.
the other ones...not so much
this one still has a LONG way to go.
and if you THOUGHT it was weird so far?
you ain't seen NOTHING yet.
Happy New Year 2018
(damn...when I was in the Viet Nam war...I NEVER thought I'd live this long)