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Fuck off

I've read this before already....did you post it somewhere else or another blog site by chance?

No you haven't.

Yes I did. It's part of a British satirical article.

Good. You'll be sure to find it then, and post it here to prove your point. Otherwise, I'll be sure to have the Inland Revenue come and give you an deep accounts-screwing bi-annually for the next 25 years.