1º

A crow is sitting on a tree all day doing nothing. A little rabbit sees the raven and asks:
"Can I sit like you and do nothing all day?"
The crow responds:
Sure, why not?

The rabbit sits on the ground under the tree and relaxes. Suddenly a fox appears and eats the rabbit.

Conclusion: To sit around doing nothing, you should be on top.

2º

In Africa every morning the zebra wakes up knowing that she should be able to run more than the lion if she wants to stay alive.

Every morning the lion wakes up knowing he must run faster than the zebra if he does not want to starve.

Conclusion: It makes no difference whether you are zebra or lion, when the sun rises you have to start running.

3º

Two employees and the manager of a company go out to lunch and find an old magical lamp in the street.

They rub the lamp and a genius comes out.
The genius says:

• I can only grant three wishes, so I will grant one to each one of you!

• I first, I first, shouts one of the employees! I want to be in the Bahamas driving a boat, without having any worries in life ... Puff! and he was.

The other employee rushes to make your request:

"I want to be in Hawaii with the love of my life and an endless supply of food and drink. Puff ! and he was gone.

Now you, genius says to the manager.

"I want those two slackers back to the office just after lunch for a meeting!"

Conclusion: Always let your boss talk first.

4º

A farmer decides to pick some fruit from his property, picks up an empty bucket, and heads toward the fruit trees. On the way, passing by
a pond, hear female voices, and thinks that probably some women have invaded their lands

As you approach slowly, observe several beautiful

naked girls bathing in the pond. When they perceive its presence, they swim to the deepest part of the pond and shout,

"We will not leave here until you stop spying on us and leave."

The farmer replies:

• I did not come here to spy on you, I just came to feed the alligators!

Conclusion: Creativity is what makes the difference when it comes to reaching our goals faster.

Therefore,
Before you speak, listen ...
Before you write, think ...
Before you spend, earn ...
Before you judge, wait ...
Before you give up try ...

"In the world there will always be people who will love you for who you are, and others who will hate you for the same reason."

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