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Hey! Nobody is talking to... oh i did it.

That little green git up there is Gobbo and you don't want to smell him. He sneaks up on you as part of the game's wildcard/opportunistic element that appear after a failed attack with the stage enemy. Smack Gobbo with a mighty attack successfully and you might be rewarded with an upgrade.

Little bastard just shanked you in the back. Kick his butt!

Ok I’ll give him a nuckle sandwich!

!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash it on your enemy with full force and watch as your foe gets annihilated with a 12 point hit!!! Youre a Wizard, Harry...wait no, you said you were Tom? Gasp

Worst bbq ever.