"Eth Killed By Cats?" Meme Challenge

Suggested Duration: 5 to 10 minutes

Ethereum recently hit #1 in daily transactions out of all cryptocurrencies! Annnnnd...then it had a heart attack. It essentially happened when a popular DApp called "CryptoKitties" required ETH to actually handle a reasonable number of transactions.
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As ridiculous as it sounds that kittens are destroying Ethereum, there is nothing quite like this situation to vividly exemplify the simple truth that we in Beyondbitcoin have stated from the very earliest days of BitShares--Ethereum cannot and will not ever scale to meet the demands of mainstream adoption.

To memorialize this event, Fuzzy is running a meme contest. The instructions are:

• Entries must include Cats, Ethereum and EOS
• Entries must convey the message that Ethereum failed because of inferior technology (truth)
• Entries can use the following picture (or find their own)

Rewards are:

• 1st prize: 250 beyondbits + 5 EOSBits
• 2nd prize: 150 beyondbits + 3 EOSBit
• 3rd prize: 100 beyondbits + 1 EOSBit